today i did my presentation..
and i tink it's not good at ol..
odou i tot it wud b good at d beginning..
dat lecturer reali doesnt like me..

i got 50/60 while others got 56 o 57/60
mayb he like others work more den mine..
bt i reali do tink dat ive did a great job in his assignment..
other's work i tink juz so-so
mayb my eyes got stamp kua..
aha..
nvm..i'll juz do my veri best with other lecturer's work

ok..about my silent but happy birthday..
odou i tink i'll be more happier if i celebrate wid my brunei fwens..
dis yr's bday is my first time..
which i get to celebrate it with my parents..
and in a kinda expensive restaurant
in an actual way!!
dat is with a birthday cake which was provided by jina..
and dat cake was bought from d most expensive cake shop in kl
"Secret Recipe"
WHAO!!
i never reali tot of dat surprise..
aha!!

after dat we went to watch movie..
excluding my parents..
juz me michael jina and anne marie..
we watch
"Devils wear prada!!"
ohohoho..i like dat movie much much
i love anne hathaway!!
ohhhhhh..
my new star..
i love u i love u i love u and i love u for a millionth time!!

ahahahahahaha..
ive bought a new cellphone..
nokia 6280..
in which i hope dat nikki wont kill me..
ahahahahahahahaha..
i never tot dat i will buy a nokia hp..
my aim was samsung d900..
bt den..
we cant change d msg tone..
so bye-bye..
den nokia 6280 was in my hand lo..

good thing im lucky dat day..
omost kena tipu by d hp shopkeeper
he sell me d hp for 1600 o less..
for dat hp wid a free bluetooth headset + 1 GB card

HAH!!cheater!!
he even told me dat's d cheapest price..
after i took my money from d atm..
on the way back to d shop
my sense pulled me to a hp shop
den i ask for d price of 6280
hah!! onli 1400-
d same thing were given to me..
ohohoh!! lucky me!!

then..ive bought an electronic dictionary..
which i needed it much!!
coz it's hard for me to read storybook and a dictionary at d same time..
u noe wat i mean?
aha..

first of all..
i went to ioi n ask..
can i change dat malay card to another card..
she told me cannot..
hah!! good thing im patient enuf..
durin weekends..
i went to sungei wang and ask d same question..
and str8 away..she said ok..
no problemo..
aha..
im satisfied with my electronic dict..
so nice..n easy to use too..
aha..

next yr im planning to buy psp..
ohohohohoh..
but with my own money la..
aha..

yeah!! i'll b going back to brunei at d end of november!!
ohohoh..
BRUNEI!! tunggu saya ye..
tunggu saya pijak kamu..
ohohohoh!! ^.^v

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HAH!!
ask u sth..
wat wud a fwen do wen u're veri hungry..
and he's at d canteen eating?
and u send him msg
askin him to dabao fo u

sure str8 away buy rite..
bt u noe wat my
"so-called" good roommate reply me..?

"bt i wont b goin up dat early wo.."

ahahahahha..
so much for being a so called
"good fwen"
i dun appreciate it!!

hah..do u noe y i keep on sayin
"good fwen"
coz of d msg he sent me
so damn gayish!!

coz of dat chibai china gurl..
and she's d one hu suddenly make dos funny faces in front of me
so i keep on imitating her..
"dat's my job"
den suddenly at late nite..
dat my so called "good fwen"
msg me..
askin me not to do dat pose agen..
he will b in big trouble if i do so agen..
at the end..he type
"pls..my good fwen"
urh!!
my bulu ol stand up..

dat's d history of how d
my so called
"good fwen"
came from..

the end..
n im nt hapi wid it..
wish dat he cud juz eat till he dies..
n u noe wat..
i did stop d pose..
bt later..im goin to repeat it
to show dat im such a "good fwen"

HAH!!
so hot now..
somemore hungry oso..
kimaknes to d maxiest..
kimak saleh cehceh
kimak his mum..

o!! i fogot something..
i hate his mum oso..
wah..1st time we met..
she's so good a..
tell me dat i can find her if i need any help
den wen i reali needed help
she juz flew away on dat big aeroplane of hers..

ok..d story is like dis..
i applied for a credit card..
bt it's not like other credit card..
we must bank in money to b able to use it..
juz like handphone..
need to recharge in order to make calls..
bt den..im not yet 19 yrs old..
n dey ask me to find a guardian hu's 21 yrs old o older..
den i ask his mum to help me..
bt she duno how d card operates..
n she tot dat it's like others credit cards..
my roommate den msg me..

"sorry san..my mum dont want..reali sorry.."
den i msg back tell him to explain how it works to his mum
he didnt reply..
HAH!!
aeroplane flier..

den d next day..he came back
usually her mum will come oso..
bt dis time..she didn..
n wat a lame excuse to tell me..
he told me dat actuali her mum wana help me..
bt wen i msg him is already late nite..
no shop open..
cannot photocopy her ic fo me..

EHEM!!
THOSE WHO ACTUALI HAS A BRAIN..
PLEASE TINK ABOUT IT..
I MSG HIM LATE NITE..
DEN HE COME BACK THE NEXT DAY ROUND NITE TIME..
hmm..how long ah before he came back?
D TIME IS MORE DEN ENUF..
TO PHTOCOPY A WHOLE PILE OF PAPERS
WHICH CAN COVER UP THE WHOLE KL!!

kimakness!!
im so kasian wid his parents a..
o his grand parents even..
for bornin such a stupid dad and mum..
den d stupid dad and mum born such a more stupid son..
fat and lazy somemore..
bulu oso many..
can kill me oredi a if i didn clean up d room for weeks!!
n he told me dat he likes to b clean..
which fo me he meant
"clean=dirty"
he neva clean d floor..
im d one hu owez do dat job..
he juz sleep n sleep n sleep..
sleep till he told me dat..
"o!! y im still sleepy?"

STUPID CHIBAI MAHAI KIA..
USE UR BRAIN LA..
SLEEP MOST OF D TIME..
U TINK U'RE D SLEEPIN BUDDHA MEA!!

ADULTS JUZ NEED TO REST FOR 8 HRS A DAY..
MORE DEN DAT DEN U'LL B SLEEPY AGEN..
HU DOESNT NOE DIS..
EVEN CHILDREN NOE DIS..

O..I FOGOT OREDI..
HE'S A FAGGOT HU DONT HAF A BRAIN!!
HE ONLI HAS BRAIN WEN HE SLEEP!!

pukimak..
make me dis mad..
ive neva been into dis high-level-of-heatness before..
he's d 1st one to make me like dis..
n i dun like it..

note to my best fwens..
if my temper has gone wild wen i go back to brunei
it's not my fault k
blame it on my
so called "good fwen"
tq

+|..325986E ][ 3:31 PM

juz straight to the point..
i dun hate michael much..
bt sometimes he's juz got onto my nerve!!
especially juz now..

note to ppl hu noe me well:
"I DONT LIKE PPL TO TOUCH MY MONEY!!"
NOT HIDE IT NOR TAKE IT..
dont tink dat it's fun to hide others money..
IT'S NOT AS FUN AS U TINK IT IS..
as a matter of fact..
I HATE IT MUCH MUCH MUCH!!
MUCH MORE DEN I HATE SALLY!!
so neva do dis to me..

so..back to d real story..
odou i started it..
start makin jokes on him..
bt actuali it's me hu's doing ol d work..
it's ppl lafin at me nt him!!
i juz said dat if michael's d 1 hu did dis..
sure is veri funny..

if he cant take dat jokes..
he can juz tell me!!
o make back fun at me..
ohHHH!! GOSH!!

and i neva met somebody dat lazy in my whole entire life!!
i tot im d laziest one of ol..
bt he's more more far more lazier den me..
HAH!!
breaks d world record of d most laziest ppl on earth!!

every afternoon..
come back..
after showering..
str8 away sleep..
in front of d "hu's-doing-his-homework" me

ppl..imagine!!
wen u're doin homework..
and somebody juz sleep in front of u..
makin ol dat noise..
will u feel:
oh...he's so sweet!!
if u tink so..
u beta go check-in d mental hospital..
still got loads of spaces der..

den late nite..
do homework..
HAH!!
now's d time i show him wat i feel like in the afternoon!!
n it's not my fault a..
PPL SLEEPS AT NITE!!
NOT AFTERNOON!!
so he tends to listen to my snooring..
loud n clear..
n he will b der mumuring bout..
"i hate him" o "wish he will sleep till he die"
HAH!!
sorry..but ppl sleeps at nite..
so it's not my fault dat u wud b der
jealousin of me dat i cud sleep n u cant!!

so..
to the conclusion..
i tink dat it's true by the phrase
"FAT PPL ARE THE LAZIEST"

roland, fei hao, n ol my best fwen..u ol r not included..
dat's fo my special someone..
hu deserves dat title of
"Laziest ppl"
i tink he wud b veri proud of it..
aha!!

*winks

chao!! =':'=

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